{"id":656,"date":"2008-12-02T11:50:14","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T10:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elrentaplats.cat\/blog\/?p=656"},"modified":"2008-12-02T11:50:14","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T10:50:14","slug":"srs-lladres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/srs-lladres\/","title":{"rendered":"Srs. lladres&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"calaix\" src=\"http:\/\/www.elrentaplats.cat\/blog\/wp-content\/calaix_small.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"528\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; estem en temps de crisi i \u00faltimament han baixat molt les vendes.<br \/>\nDe fet, aquesta setmana nom\u00e9s han entrat tres clientes.<br \/>\nUna buscava un exprimidor de llimones d&#8217;acer inoxidable.<br \/>\nL&#8217;altra, volia un joc de te per fer un regal.<br \/>\ni la darrera, la que ha vingut just aquest mat\u00ed, volia un girapeix,<br \/>\nus ho podeu creure? una botiga de disseny, que ens preocupem d&#8217;oferir<br \/>\nels millors productes d&#8217;importaci\u00f3, i va, i demana un girapeix.<\/p>\n<p>I aix\u00f2, que se&#8217;m en va del cap, doncs que com que no estem fent ni cinc,<br \/>\nels hi demanaria que aquest any no entr\u00e9ssiu a robar.<br \/>\nEls 8 euros del girapeix que he cobrat avui,<br \/>\nels porto a la butxaca de dins de la jaqueta.<br \/>\nUs deixo el calaix buit a sobre la taula perqu\u00e8 veieu que no hi ha res,<br \/>\nnom\u00e9s faltaria que em trenqu\u00e9ssiu un vidre per no trobar res<br \/>\ni llavors si que haur\u00edem de plegar; la botiga ara \u00e9s molt moderna,<br \/>\nper\u00f2 va ser dels avis de la meva mare, i no m&#8217;agradaria gens haver de tancar.<\/p>\n<p>Aix\u00ed doncs, si no \u00e9s molt demanar, us demano que entengueu la situaci\u00f3 actual<br \/>\ni que aquest any no entreu a robar. El calaix buit \u00e9s la senyal que aix\u00ed us ho demana.<\/p>\n<p>Atentament,<\/p>\n<p>Maria Rosa<br \/>\nGerent d&#8217;In-Style Design<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; estem en temps de crisi i \u00faltimament han baixat molt les vendes. De fet, aquesta setmana nom\u00e9s han entrat tres clientes. Una buscava un exprimidor de llimones d&#8217;acer inoxidable. L&#8217;altra, volia un joc de te per fer un regal. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/srs-lladres\/\"><em>Continue&nbsp;reading&nbsp;<span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/em><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,10],"tags":[118],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.francescbalague.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}